When Wes Metcalfe bought a
cucumber from a Tesco shop in Dinnington, South Yorkshire, he did not expect it
to come with a dead worm.
So put off was he by the
creature wedged inside the packaging, that he turned to Facebook to let Tesco
know why it would be a while before he tucked into another cucumber sandwich
again.
Tesco's comical comeback and
Mr Metcalfe's response to it have gone viral.
It started on Saturday, when
he posted: "Dear Tesco, yesterday I purchased one of your fine cucumbers
to make my favourite dish - a cucumber sandwich.
"Upon opening my
cucumber, I discovered a worm inside the wrapping.
"I thought - at last,
finally Tesco have come up with something to beat Aldi's
free-spider-with-bananas offer.
"I excitedly shouted
the kids downstairs to come and meet our new pet.
"We decided to name him
William.
"Our new pet appeared
to be very unresponsive, we just put it down to him being sleepy and decided to
give him some time to come round.
"Twenty-four hours
later and William still hasn't moved - on closer inspection he seems quite flat
(again, see picture) and I think he may be dead.
"Well... I'm no vet,
but I think the tight shrink wrap on the cucumber may have squashed and killed
William.
"I know Aldi's banana
spiders were deadly, but at least they had some life in them.
"I now have three very
upset children, a worm funeral to plan and to top it all off I've totally lost
my taste for cucumber sandwiches, which as everyone knows are a favourite at
any wake.
"So come on Tesco,
wiggle your way out of this one."
Author: Rozina
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